dopeworldemmanuel:

This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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thii2ii2tupiid:

enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 

caaaarl
kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission



  • White people: We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
  • Black people: Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
  • White people: ......
  • White people: Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?

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rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

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loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

image

you know too much.

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bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

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